(Source: hamgurber)
(Source: gordftw)
My mom is such a fucking bitch. Here is the conversation we just had:
Mom: “why didn’t you ask me if you could go?”
Me: “because I thought you’d say no”
Mom: “yeah you would be right”
THAN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN BRING IT UP AND MAKE ME EVEN MORE AWARE THAT IM 20 YEARS OLD AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE IM 5. STUPID BITCH.